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1 cigarette jokes on 10th July 2009, 11:14 pm

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You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?
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Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER..... ...using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette
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Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette
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Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)
"TIP TIP barsa Pani.
Pani ne aag lagayee."
us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".
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If that was not enough even uptill now, one more deadly answer.... scroll down




Start praising one cigarette, The other will get jealous & "jalney lagega"
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2 Re: cigarette jokes on 10th July 2009, 11:40 pm

lol! lol!

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3 Re: cigarette jokes on 13th July 2009, 8:02 pm

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waiyat waiyat joke lekhi rahanchha yo manche le? waiyat

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4 Re: cigarette jokes on 19th July 2009, 11:46 pm

rawSun


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^^thanx
^kina waiyat
k ramro chhaina ra? kasle bhanyo ??
Ramro chha ni ?? sathi lai joke bhanekai thaha chhaina jasto chha ..hasna janekai chhaina jasto chha sathi le

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5 Re: cigarette jokes on 23rd July 2009, 6:47 pm

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buuuuuuuuuudaaaaaaaaaaaa rocks!!!!

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6 Re: cigarette jokes on 4th August 2009, 3:01 pm

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@buda:: malai jati hasna kaslai aauchha? class ko sab bhanda hasmukh manchhe nai ma ho. "The laughing man"

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7 Re: cigarette jokes on 20th August 2009, 9:20 pm

lol!

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