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1 Bad Reception on 8th March 2009, 11:32 pm

Bad Reception
A blonde went to electronic store and she asked, "How is much is this TV?"
The salesman said, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."

The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."

The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry we don't sell to blondes."

She replied, " I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?"

"Because that is not a TV, it's a microwave."

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2 Re: Bad Reception on 9th March 2009, 12:33 am

arko hai ta

two blondes were travelling in a car along a highway
the first blonde said, "oh! so sad, a dead bird!"
the second blonde, looking towards the sky said, "where where ?"

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3 Re: Bad Reception on 9th March 2009, 12:47 am

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arko hai ta.

ektal k bhayecha bhane kyare blonde le airport ma phone garecha. airport adhikari le sodhecha:" how can i help you, sir?" tyespachi " how much time does it take to fly from ktm to pokhara" bhanera blonde le sodhecha. " just a second sir" bhanera airport adhikari le schedule herna thalecha. blonde le "thank you" bhanera phone rakhecha.
lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!

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4 Re: Bad Reception on 9th March 2009, 1:01 am

LOL
that was a real blonde
LOL

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5 Blonde And The Layer LOL on 9th March 2009, 10:09 am

This one is intelligent Blonde lol!
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

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6 Re: Bad Reception on 12th March 2009, 9:32 am

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aafnai creation hunu paryo
hehehehehe
anie way that was fanta stick

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